Naked talent ... nude footballers in Berlin this weekend
Booby Moore ... topless blonde battles for the ball
Bot shots ... player moons the camera
Eyeful ... blonde plays mind-games with opponent
Killer finish ... player strikes
Ball control ... player turns under pressure
Is that Buff-on in goal ... keeper prepares to kick
Fox in the box ... player closes in on goal
Breast player ... defender clears the ball
Chest sublime ... pink-haired striker breaks clear on goal
Big up front ... tall target woman controls the ball
FEMALE players show off their ball skills at the first-ever naked European Championships.
There were more curves than a Beckham free-kick and more boobs than England's U-21 flops as teams from across the Continent gathered and got their kit off at the tournament in Germany.
There were no British representatives at the contest as teams from Italy, France, Sweden and Germany tussled in the buff on the astroturf at Berlin's Palais am Funkturm.
Even the male ref stripped for the occasion, part of an erotic expo.
Some sides opted to keep their, erm, shorts on while kit for others consisted only of socks in team colours.
And there were plenty of handbags, as these stills from crunch games show.
As far as tactics go, most sides unsurprisingly opted to play with two up front - although there did seem to be more than the usual number of strikers.
Despite all the flesh on show, games struggled to sell out.
Footage from the event shows just a few pint-sipping punters on the sidelines.
As for a result, they were all declared winners...
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